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I like Elvis Presley, antiques, a day to remember, wbu?
But yeah.
Your common blog that helps people and likes to reblog.
so yeah.
Hi.

guyinagreensuit:

"Relationships are like cocaine, at the beginning it’s fucking amazing and you feel invincible! But if you’re used to it and suddenly it’s taken away from you, it can kill you."

arineat:

piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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….My Anacondas don’t….

effyfurrow:

nointerrruption:

I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE

SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID IT 

markus-of-nuttus:

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

where is the lie tho

the-real-actual-doctor:

RASPBERRY TEA HELPS WITH PERIOD CRAMPS PASS IT ON

the-real-jeff:

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

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